Alright here’s the thing. We’re well bizzy this week with work/kids/snowmen/real life. BUT we’re also busy working on a couple of ace new biggish posts too. Next week next week promise. But for now we thought we’d do a silly thing. So we went through ALL our emails to each other and snipped out the little bits we liked.
We’ve taken our favourite lines to each other from a selection of different emails over the past few months and chucked them all together. Like that game. You know. With the writing and the folding. It’s like post modern dada-ist BOY CHAT and it made it’s own little story so we dun one each.
(Panda in blue, Crumpet in red.) x
I LOVE THIS MAN
YOUR GONNA FACKING MARRY HIM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’m very happy….thinking about how amazing i’m gonna look on your wedding day DUM DUM DE DUM!!!!
he seemed VERY interested in all of that
Talk to me more come on, what do you hope will happen??
YEAH!!!! PEARLS KABLAMMO!!!!
Nothing will ever top WILLY RAIN though that was fucking ace!!!!
Its just like last week innit (but with no cocks in the street)
Hahahahahaha you SLAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
god i should stop saying such rude things
He sounds like a good crush to have…Oh man why the fucks he got a bird he sounds bloody perfect.
FUCK FUCK FUCK Why???
Maybe he jumped off a bridge cos he just couldn’t handle the intense feelings he has for you……Is that helping?
and WHERE THE FUCK IS HE NOW EH?
Ok so what if he asks to see you?
Well then he was sitting OPPOSITE me. How NICE!
Hahaha Ok what if he tries to KISS YOU (which is totally will)
OH YEAH the Friends With Benefits….
Right then frankly he really is a bit on an arse hole then isn’t he.
Did NOT stop talking utter bollocks the ENTIRE time
<does anyone know how to remove this box? It’s really annoying I don’t know where it came from and I CAN’T DELETE IT>
We’d had this whole chat on skype about if i had to have my legs amputated what could i get them replaced with, i said hairdryer so he made me try and dry my hair with my leg
I ATE A BABY FROG DID YOU SEE?
Cute…..Looks like a miserable fuck though.
Knew you’d love him
We’ll be writing this blog in the old ladys home!!
Love boys just wanna gobble em all up nomnomnomnomnom.
I dont wanna be somebodies continent i wanna be someones world you know????
he called me SWEET CHEEKS oh my.
He’s a wank stain though……….Hope he gets crabs. xx
ITS SO TRICKY WITH BOYS INNIT HOW DO YOU KNOOOWWWW
Boys and girls are NEVER just friends one always likes the other ALWAYS!!!!!
But you have a fringe now. So LOADS of stuff has changed you fool.
What a MASSIVE NOBHEAD. He’s acting like a prick. Sometimes i wish he’d just dissapear ARRGHHHHHHHHHHH.
YEAH FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR LOVELY BEARD TOO. 😦
I wanna hear in detail about what you’ve been up to CRUMPET!!!
I’m in bed with a boy hahahahahaha
Go have some sex or eat some cake or both, you obviously need it.
BEST STORY I HAVE EVER EVER HEARD IN MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!
I have hiccups.
Oh Gawd I dunno……My whole thing, new thing, was sposed to be that it shouldn’t be exhausting. I’ve done the game playing and sillyness. It should just be fun, and if two people like each other then they’ll text whenever they want right???