Author Archives: pandacrumpet

2012 Cosmo Blog Award Winners!

Well – hello there! It’s been a while. You look nice. Have you changed your hair? We’ve both been quite pre-occupied with working on other things and whatnot. Mostly the whatnot, though. Whilst we were busy doing that, you were … Continue reading

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“Cosmo, bums, pre-cum… All good.” – Safe Sex whilst Dating

SO. Remember how we nagged you all for a Cosmo Blog Awards nomination? We’ve only bloody gone and made the shortlist! You can CLICK HERE to vote for us until the end of August under the Sex & Relationships category.  … Continue reading

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Panda & Crumpet’s Pilot Podcast

Hello! This week we’ve mainly been talking to each other about dates, complicated relationships vs nice easy rides, STEAK and dinosaurs. BUT GUESS WHAT? Instead of writing about it, we decided to hang out in REAL ACTUAL LIFE. We’ve been … Continue reading

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That time we wrote about some naughty things

We *may* have mentioned about being suggested for a  Cosmo Blog Award nomination. No? Oh. Well some kind people decided to nominate us. DON’T WORRY. You can too. Big pink box over there on the right. Click through to the … Continue reading

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“If you’re looking for a memory…”

We’ve been reminiscing like old ladies this week, reading old letters and diary entires over Skype and emailing snippets of long-lost-love. As ever… one topic, two pretty different responses. One’s all wistful and soppy with a little bit of bum-sex, … Continue reading

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Growing pains

We’re not very good at being ‘grown-ups’. But that’s probably ok. Maybe. CRUMPET: Someone recently described my bedroom as being “a teenager’s bedroom”. It’s been really bothering me ever since. Granted, it was a particularly messy day. A day when … Continue reading

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Horrormoans

We are not doctors, or scientists, or teachers. But we are women. As a consequence of this, we are prone to the occasional mood swing. Or to sobbing uncontrollably. Or being insatiably horny. All in the space of one exhausting … Continue reading

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